ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

(via fortunefavourstheprepared)

turngay-gethead:

this is a psa

social anxiety is:

a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations

it is not:

being a loner and/or not having too many friends

thank you

(via lizlikeswieners)

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via lizlikeswieners)